Mindless Monologuing



rm -rf myself







We all live in a prostate s(t)imulation







Why arn't there any anime RPG fields that I can just go in lay in.







Someone needs to plant a magic missile in my forehead.







Get bent.. I have plenty of time to regret being born







That sex scene from the lawnmower man was pretty cool.







G0d is dead,

and internet explorer 6 killed him


[ INTERNET DEATH CULT 2020 ]







This place looks like my kind of hell







Despite all my 'tude, I'm still just slime in a tube..







Why can't I sucker punch people without them finding out?







I'm so tired of being tired







Why do I keep finding the most horid, lovecraftian insects inside my house. This is hell.







My rapper name would most likely be MC Chicken and the krispy bunch







Suck my dick..

Lick my stick.